Chapter 4: Wedding Bells Are Ringing

Chapter 4: Wedding Bells Are Ringing

Cruella thought for a moment about the best way to get herself the elusive White Rabbit. She knew it was a feat she could not accomplish on her own. She needed a partner. Someone as evil and conniving as she was. Then she remembered her best friend, Lady Tremaine. She decided to give the evil matriarch a phone call.

She sat down to her fancy rotary phone and adjusted her fur coat. Today she was sporting raccoon. But soon she would be donning White Rabbit. An evil grin crept across the wicked woman’s face as she imagined how wonderfully the pure white of the fur would compliment her black and white hairstyle.

She dialed and waited for her friend to answer.

“Hello?” came the familiar raspy voice from the other end of the phone.

“Eugenia?” Cruella replied (for it is a little known fact that Eugenia is Lady Tremaine’s first name), “Darling! I need a favor…”

Then Cruella went on to explain her dilemma to her girlfriend, who quickly agreed to assist.

“Why I would love to!” Eugenia began, “This is just perfect, Cruella dear. You see, I’ll need a new white fur to wear in my wedding when my babykins Barbossa (for she and the swashbuckling pirate were an item – to find out more, read the original VF story) finally pops the question! I’m sure it will be any day now, really.”

In truth, Cruella was completely convinced the irresponsible pirate was not willing to commit to his beau Eugenia, but she refrained from saying so.

She also didn’t intend to share the white rabbits beautiful fur with her friend, but she didn’t mention that either. She would use Eugenia’s willing help now and worry about getting the whole rabbit for herself later.

Eugenia was still babbling on about her plans for her future wedding to Barbossa. “…I just can’t wait until he finally asks, Cruella! I already have the entire wedding party planned out. My girls will be such beautiful flower girls, don’t you think?”

Cruella told her friend that she agreed, though in her mind, she knew the sight of homely Drisella and Anastasia walking down the isle was one that would make many wedding guests want to puke.

She brightened, though, when she heard Eugenia mention that Cruella would be her maid of honor.

Maybe she could let Eugenia have a little tiny bit of the rabbit’s coat for her dress. Just a tiny bit.
The two evil ladies said goodbye on the phone and agreed to meet by the Alice in Wonderland ride to begin their search for the poor White Rabbit.

-Mickeylover